Saturday, December 31, 2011

Going out with a bang

I've mentioned Holy Smoke before, but thought I would again after I ran across this article in one of the local fishwraps.

When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey.

“I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.


Clem, that some visual you're leaving us with, my man.
When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
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When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy
When he dies, Clem Parnell expects his soul to ascend heavenward. He wants his ashes to be loaded into a shotgun shell and blasted at a turkey. “I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that turkey will see is me screaming at him at about 900 feet per second,” said Parnell, 59.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/12/30/2887171/company-offers-to-put-final-ashes.html#storylink=cpy

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