Friday, September 09, 2011

Would it surprise you...

If I said I support Obama's jobs plan 100%? As a matter of fact, I think double, triple, dodeca it. Can we start printing $100,000 bills again? Tell the Bernank to get the choppers ready, because we've got ourselves a mission to create some jobs.

I say this because we're already as broke as hell has a country, it's just our creditors haven't quite admitted the fact to themselves. If we force them to admit that The Bringer of Healthcare Farting Unicorns has just piled the last straw on that camel's poor overloaded back, it will hasten the inevitable collapse.

I ain't getting any younger here. Cutting wood, hauling water, subsistence farming, fighting off mutant cannibal zombie bikers, these are all jobs for the young. So let's get this show on the road.

Remember, the sooner we get started, the sooner we can build a new civilization.

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