But Grandma has to be groped to fly

(Via the Drudge Report)

A foreign national who flew from New York to Los Angeles last week with a stolen boarding pass and ID card has been arrested at Los Angeles International Airport, according to federal authorities.

Pop Quiz:

This will continue until--
A) We pay less attention to searching for "bad things" and more attention to searching for "bad people"
B) We privatize airport security and provide incentives for getting it right
C) Both A & B
D) Neither A or B or C; I'll tell you how in the comments

I'd prefer C, but could live with A.