Get my broker on the phone!

(Via the Drudge Report)

Tell him to buy Amazon stock, quick!

I say this, tongue in cheek for the most part, because Big Sister is apparently working on a decree to bring more security to "soft targets", such as shopping malls. Somehow, I don't see myself getting scanned or groped to buy a shirt or pair of pants.

Anyone have a countdown timer for the end of this lunacy?