"...jackass party was beaten like the proverbial rented mule."
"Apparently the folks in California were too stoned to remember to legalize weed."
"2008: Yes, we can.
2010: No, you shouldn’t have."
"It is now incumbent upon us, the American people, to ride these politician’s backs like rabid, brain-eating monkeys, and make damned sure they understand why it was we elected them, and what we expect of them."
More if/as I find them.