A 73 year old Spartanburg, SC man comes home and finds a local choirboy in the process of burglarizing the place. 73 YO is armed; choirboy is not. Choirboy is on his way down to the jail for the 11th time in 2 1/2 years.
Insert lessons about career criminals, being responsible for your own safety and so on here. Yes, we've all heard it before; this is just a brief refresher.