Because it's easier, you know, than stopping terrorists

The Department of Homeland Stupidity Security is peeved that someone almost immediately leaked a memo about increased air travel security theater after the Underwear Bomber was thwarted in Detroit.

In pursuit of the culprit, they're threatening bloggers.

And a question to the lawyers out there--Since when did some bureaucratic dick at Too Stupid for Arby's (I don't give a crap if said dick is the head honcho) get the right to subpoena anything? I thought that was for Congress and the courts.

Given the nature of this post, do ya'll think I need to put out a welcome mat for any possible guests?