It's going to suck to be him in the hoosegow.
A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.
In South Carolina, the legal term for this transgression is "buggery". I don't know why, but I can't say that word without smiling. It sounds so...something.
"I've been through hell for the last year and it's caused a lot of hardship," Kenley told the newspaper. "There's a lot of ridicule and jokes going around about this thing. And a person can only take so much."
Not to mention the horse.
(Yes, I know, what scumbag did was wrong and I do feel sympathy for the lady and her horse. But the whole thing is so Theater of the Ludicrous that I simply have to laugh.)