Long periods of peace and quiet favor certain optical illusions. Among them is the assumption that the invulnerability of the home is founded upon the Constitution and safe-guarded by it. In reality, it rests upon the father of the family who, accompanied by his sons, appears with an ax on the threshold of his dwelling. -- Ernst Junger
It's the time of year where all the little school kids have their parents bring the fund raisers to work, and where the coworkers all take turns buying various things from each other. One of this year's purchases was "Triple Chocolate Cookie Dough".