How about a plane full of passengers who were likely saved from a mid-ocean water landing by an observant USAF noncom in transit to his duty station.
Staff Sgt. Bartek Bachleda, you are indeed Da Man!
Now there's your real pollution, Sheila, too blasted many people-per million are professional busybodies and dogooders who believe everything tastes better if they piddle in it! -- L. Neil Smith