Despite appearances, I haven't forgotten about the piracy of the Maersk Alabama. I've just been watching, at turns appalled at The Obama's "actions" on the subject (Where is Jimmie Carter when you need him?) and jubilant when a SEAL team sent the pirates to their well-deserved rewards.
Now it seems that the pirates are pissed and are snatching ships left and right. Do you suppose those SEALs need some more target practice, or should we just take the munchkin wrangler's position instead?