Thursday, April 09, 2009

Obama-a-thon

Rather than having a zillion "Look at what The Big O is up to now" posts, I'm going to consolidate them into a single post today. Links are from Drudge.

First off, buying votes for the next election, the New York Times reports that Obama wants "comprehensive immigration reform", including grants of citizenship for millions of illegal immigrants. The theory (never voiced, but you know its there) is that those granted citizenship in the newly Third World United States will be so grateful that the O-Guy will be a shoo-in in 2012. That is, of course, if the country has enough money left to have an election.

In a valiant effort to avoid the phrases "Uh..." and "Um...", Omeister carefully stuck to the teleprompter at an event about mortgage refinancing and refused to answer questions about the on-going pirate problem off Somalia. It was either that, or he was trying to avoid speaking ill of the relatives.

The Obama White House says that all of us are seeing it wrong--there was no bow to the Saudi king. Spokesman Baghdad Bob, in his new gig as White House Bob, said that there was no bow, that it was just that Obama is really tall, and he didn't want to embarrass the king. Whata guy!

And that will have to be O-nough for today.

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