Attention, Republican National Committee...

I'm working on a little list of RINOs to be read out of the party. If anyone at the RNC is listening, here are the first 3 names to make the list:

• Arlen Specter
• Olympia Snowe
  
• Susan Collins

And while I have your attention, let me clue you in on something else--stop asking me for money until you start being the party of "kick ass and take names". I've even made it easy for you--the first three names are already on the list.