Thursday, April 10, 2008

Snark blogging

Have you ever had a day where the headlines are just rubbing you wrong? Well, I am. Here are a few of today's headlines from Drudge, along with my immediate reactions:

LA mayor warns Feds to back off on immigration raids...


Way to go, you pandering putz. Let's not go after all the law breakers, just the law breakers who are mistreating someone. Of course, if we define "mistreatment" as "employing illegal aliens", then I'm good with that.


World's most expensive coffee at $100 a cup; made from cats' droppings!...

Anyone who pays $100 a cup for any coffee probably has the IQ of cat droppings.


PAPER: Oprah pays price for supporting Obama...

Serves her right. I hope she gains all the weight back, too.


ELTON LASHES OUT AT USA: 'I never cease to be amazed at the misogynist attitude of some of the people in this country'...

So? Why do we care what does or doesn't amaze you? You're welcome to your opinion, but it carries no more weight than mine.


China Alleges New Olympic Terror Plot...

Wag the Dog version umpteen.


Lohan to go nude in indie movie to prove she's 'serious actress'...

In what bizarre alternate reality does this work? If this doesn't work, what's next--porn?


Climate experts forecast global temperature drop...

So much for that pesky global warming thing. Awfully inconvenient truth, right Al?


REPORT: Randi Rhodes Out At AIR AMERICA...

*snort* Get a real job, lady.

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