So I'm on the way home, and I'm behind soccer mom in her SUV. You can see mom driving and the head of a kid in the back seat. All of a sudden, I see a toy-sized M4gery and a toy-sized lever action rifle waving in the air, obviously held by the kid. Mom just keeps on concentrating on her driving.
I ease over to the other lane and manage to get beside her to confirm it's a soccer mom and not a soccer grandmom. Yep, definitely a soccer mom. Young and good-looking to boot. Drives well. Lets her kids play with toy guns.
My kind of lady.