(Via The Smallest Minority)
Create your own motivational poster! Hours of fun! Impress your friends! Hang them at work!
Or just observe his efforts. I'm a nicer person than he is--I'll warn you to cover that keyboard.
Now there's your real pollution, Sheila, too blasted many people-per million are professional busybodies and dogooders who believe everything tastes better if they piddle in it! -- L. Neil Smith