U.S. Holds Going-Out-Of-Business Sale
"The U.S. government, America's place for law and order since 1776, has lost its lease, and everything must go, go, go," [President] Bush said. "But our loss is your gain, and make no mistake: You, the people, would be crazy to miss out on these amazing closeout bargains."
As with so much satire, the thing that makes it funny is the truth hidden within.