I got this in my inbox just now from the Yahoo Handloading group. The question is, who said it? The original poster doesn't know. At any rate, he's correct when he says it's too good to not share.
A 22LR is not a gun, they should be thought of as a condiment, in that they serve to increase the pleasure of life. Likewise they should never be counted in among the number of guns that you confess to having. They should be handed out as wedding and graduation presents to those poor souls who did not get one when they turned 10 or 12 (or even younger if you happen to find a very nice one for your 5 year old).
It sounds like Kim du Toit, but searches of both his sites don't find it.