Attention Bingo fanatics: did you know that you may be funding international terrorism? No? Well rest easy, because the Directorate of Homeland Security is on the case!
The state of Kentucky has been awarded $36,300 to fund laptop computers for 5 investigators just so any terrorists with the idea of funding their evil operations from Bingo games can be stopped.
A state spokesdroid said that if this program is successful, an additional grant will be pursued in order to keep tabs on elementary school fundraisers.