(Via Jerry Pournelle)
A Piratese translator, fer yer, matey! We be a day late an' a doubloon short, but here it be!
And for fun, here's The Word From Camp Freehold, translated.
Now there's your real pollution, Sheila, too blasted many people-per million are professional busybodies and dogooders who believe everything tastes better if they piddle in it! -- L. Neil Smith