Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Book your room now

Taking only slightly longer than the town of Freeport, Texas took in making their landgrab, developer Logan Clements has decided that Supreme Court Justice David Souter's place of residence would make an excellent location for a hotel.

Now from this map, we can see that the location is near recreational opportunities, including a nice state park, and is easily accessible for the influx of new tourists that Mr. Clements has assured the Weare Board of Selectmen will surely show up shortly after opening.

Make your vacation plans now to stay at the Lost Liberty Hotel and dine at the Just Desserts Cafe. With a little luck, you'll be able to see the fall foliage, which I hear is just beautiful.

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