Poetic justice

From my local area...

A 26-year-old ner-do-well does himself in while committing a crime.

But the media can't bring itself to say that, it has to be "Man killed when tractor flips". You slime--he was stealing from a dead man! Just how thick does the scum have to be on the gene pool before you get the picture?

One down, way too many to go.