Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Gee, haven't we seen something like this before?

OK, so we couldn't ban dofus lawsuits against gun manufacturers without those wacky kids from the Loopy Left chiming in with their "help", so let's try a similar move for the beleaguered fast food industry.

I am forced to wonder just what kind of foolishness our Liberal Losers will attempt this time? Let's see--we could ban Arby's "5 For $5.55" the way we ban high capacity magazines. Or perhaps any burger larger than .50 of a pound could be classified as an obese device. How about banning more than 2 evil condiments on the same bun? Oh, and no importations of any similar fast food.

Ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-ugh!

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