OK, so we couldn't ban dofus lawsuits against gun manufacturers without those wacky kids from the Loopy Left chiming in with their "help", so let's try a similar move for the beleaguered fast food industry.
I am forced to wonder just what kind of foolishness our Liberal Losers will attempt this time? Let's see--we could ban Arby's "5 For $5.55" the way we ban high capacity magazines. Or perhaps any burger larger than .50 of a pound could be classified as an obese device. How about banning more than 2 evil condiments on the same bun? Oh, and no importations of any similar fast food.